Naked Lesbian Teachers Caught in High School Classroom

December 10th, 2009 12 Comments   Posted in Uncategorized by TheStickiest

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Serial Testicle Kicker Is Loose In B.C.

October 29th, 2009 12 Comments   Posted in World News by TheStickiest

BC, Canada- A mysterious brown haired women is on the loose after randomly assaulting a string of men in various incidents around the area. At least one man has been kicked so hard that he lost a testicle upon impact. The ruptured testicle later had to be surgically removed from the man’s abdomen. Read more about the assailant at the National Post

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The Future of Telephones and Messaging

June 7th, 2009 9 Comments   Posted in Electronics, Technology by KENT BROCKMAN

The next generation of communication is upon us. Since the very first call from a cell phone in 1973, technology has rapidly improved. Having progressed from mobile phones that required a backpack antenna to the new craze of Apple I-phones. So, what’s next for mobile phone technology? Here are some prototypes that may be an household commodity very soon.

Holographic Text Messaging

Although this video is fake, it won’t be long before our technology catches up to the technology of HoloText messaging.

The Natural Year Phone

biodegradable phone

This incredible prototype created by Je-Hyun Kim takes the term “going green” to a new level. Yanko Designs brings up a good point when said, how durable do we want our phones, when they will be obsolete in five years? The phone is made from hay, san screen, and soft keys, and is biodegradable.

The Finger Phone


Designer Zinc Chan has created a very innovative design for a phone without numbers. Instead of dialing your friends telephone number, you designate a design to them. Using the touch pad you mimic the design and your call is made. The phone comes with wireless headphones and the touch pad itself.

The Icon Phone


This is really amazing. It is truly the future of SMS text messaging, but without text! Texting gestures have become a fad between teenagers and adults alike, such as sending a smiley face. Soon you will be able to send a smiley face with no hassle of typing characters into your phone. With the Icon Phone you just bend the phone into the shape of a smile, or shape it like a frown to convey that you are sad.

It can also be used to send text by writing as if you were using a ink pen. The Icon phone is not restricted to just sending text messages, you can use it a phone as well. By curving the phone to your ear and your mouth you are able to use it like any ol’ regular phone.

Touch Screen Rotary


This is what the I-phone would look like if it came out in the 1980′s. A fully functional touch screen rotary phone designed by Mark Miller. A genuine piece of artwork that can be used as a VOIP or landline phone. It doesn’t get much sexier than this.



Bringing multi-tasking to a new level, the “Lavender” consists of beautiful LED screen and lights. Designed by 16 year old, Andrew Seunghyun Kim. What makes this phone so unique is the built in perfume-dispenser that will surely catch the eye of young women around the world. You may be seeing this phone on the shelves sooner than expected.

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Cocaine Smugglers Continue With New Innovations

June 7th, 2009 9 Comments   Posted in Uncategorized by TheStickiest

Munich, Germany –

In one of the newest trends of smuggling cocaine across international borders, smugglers have resorted to soaking fabrics in liquid cocaine solutions. The fabrics are then dried and carried inconspicuously across the border, where chemical treatments can recover the drug back to it’s usable state.


Pictured: Three cocaine-soaked tablecloths intercepted from South America at the Munich Airport on June 3rd, 2009

In this particular instance, three tableclothes travelling from South America got the attention of border authorities in Munich because of the unusually heavy weight (five kilogram) of the items.

A rapid drug test kit used on the tableclothes gave a positive result for cocaine.

Only a couple of weeks ago on May 26, a substantial amount of cocaine was discovered by customs workers in suspiciously heavy hammocks at the same airport. Some of the previous vessels commonly used for smuggling cocaine and other drugs include hollowed out tombstones, statues, and other concrete items.

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Kyle Busch and Dale Jr. Beef to Boost Slumping NASCAR Sales?

May 30th, 2009 22 Comments   Posted in Celebrities, Sports by Bukowski

If you are familiar with the sport of NASCAR then you aware of the ongoing feud between the number one racer in points Kyle Busch, and the face of the sport Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Dale Jr Kyle Busch wreck

Just last year the foundation of the feud had been paved when Kyle Busch wrecked into Jr. causing him to lose the lead during the final laps of the Dan Lowry 400. Resulting in a week’s worth of highlights of the two on Sportcenter.

Just a few month’s later Junior was on the other end when he drove Busch into the wall at the Rock and Roll 400. Which only added fuel to an already exuberant fire. Earnhardt Jr. denied that the wreck was at all intentional.

Kyle Busch’s newest comments about Dale Jr. were surprising, due to the fact that they were completely arbitrary and did not concern Busch himself. Which only leads you to believe that he is just looking to ruffle some feathers.

Here is Busch’s comments on Dale Jr. and his firing of his crew chief Tony Eury Jr. and Jr.’s response.

It has been sometime since Dale Earnhardt Jr. has won a race, and it seems as if NASCAR is trying to get another racer to brand the organization. It is apparent that Kyle Busch would be the choice if this were to happen because he has commanded the leader board during his successful career in NASCAR.

Slumping sales and lack of interest in the sport may have caused NASCAR to instigate beef between the two racers, or it could be just pure hatred between the two that will eventually lead to a fist fight.

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7-Eleven Employee Robbed by Sword-wielding Ninja

May 28th, 2009 9 Comments   Posted in Uncategorized by KENT BROCKMAN

Phon Ngyen

DALLAS, TX – Around 2:45am Thursday morning, a man wearing all black and brandishing a sword walked into a local 7-Eleven demanding money and cigarettes.

Just minutes later after the apparent “ninja attack”, authorities pulled over a Nissan Altima close to the scene of the crime. The police quickly noticed a sword, money, and merchandise from the 7-Eleven in the backseat of the car.

Phon Nguyen, was charged with aggravated robbery and is being held in Collin County jail.

via: Dallas News

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Man calls 9-1-1 after his 28 year old son refused to clean messy room

May 20th, 2009 12 Comments   Posted in Uncategorized by KENT BROCKMAN

BEDFORD, Ohio – A father who called 911 because his 28 year old son wouldn’t clean his room, now says that he may have over-reacted.

Andrew Mizsak

After asking his son, who still lives in his parent’s basement, to clean his room, Andrew Mizsak says his son threw a plate a food across the kitchen in anger. According to the report, “Andrew was sent to his room to clean it. He was crying uncontrollably and stated he would comply.”

After calling 911, Andrew decided not to press charges. He said he didn’t want to destroy his son’s political career.

Andrew Mizsak’s son, also named Andrew, is a member of the school board in Bedford, Ohio. He later stated that him and his father love each other, and he is grateful to still be living rent free with his father. He also promised to clean his basement.


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“Cheesus” Discovered in Bag of Baked Cheese Snacks

May 19th, 2009 12 Comments   Posted in Uncategorized by TheStickiest

DALLAS, TX – A Dallas man reports having the most religious experience of his life after buying a 99 cent bag of Cheetos brand snacks at a gas station before leaving town this week.


Dan Bell’s wife, Sara recalls the discovery. “I was putting them in my hand and I had eaten most of the ones in my hand, and one was left lying there. And I said, ‘Oh my gosh, look at this. It really looks like a person in a robe praying.’”

After the Bells’ Jesus Cheeto made the front page of the Preston Hollow local newspaper, they say the big question was, “what to do with it now?”

Dan says his first reaction was, “Let’s put this on eBay” (after an extended period of praying and reverance, no doubt).

“How much do you think we should ask for it? It could be 25 cents, could be 25 dollars. If it’s only 25 cents, we’re just going to eat it.”

This is not the first appearance of “Cheesus”; various incarnations have been found in Houston, Missouri and on the internet site YouTube.

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Man Busts Wife Having Sex With His Friend on Porn DVD Titled “Affairs with Others’ Wives”

May 13th, 2009 3 Comments   Posted in World News by Kurt Gibson

TAIWAN – A Taiwanese worker got the shock of his life when he purchased a porn DVD only to find hidden camera motel footage of his wife having sex with one of his best friends (who was later stabbed).

The husband, who has been identified only by his Taiwanese surname Lee, first discovered the illicit sex tape in Taoyuan County in 2002. He divorced his wife, and his friend (a butcher) fled the village.

Lee found the Butcher in the nearby city of Chungli in August of 2008, and promptly returned to stab the man in the thigh.
Lee is being sued by the butcher for inflicting body harm, and has been unsuccessful in an attempt to countersue the butcher (due to a five-year statue of limitation).

Lee is facing a sentence of less than six months in prison, which can then be replaced by a fine under local law.


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Carrie Prejean Underwear Photos Revealed

May 12th, 2009 2 Comments   Posted in Celebrities by TheStickiest

If you have been watching the news at all lately, you have probably heard about Carrie Prejean (Miss California) and the naked pictures of her that have emerged from sock drawers all over the country. “Carrie Prejean underwear” has officially become Google’s top search performed in the last hour, after new photos of Carrie Prejean in underwear (and some showing a nipple) surfaced on TMZ. Donald Trump, who owns the Miss Universe organization, announced that Carrie Prejean would not lose her title, despite previously lying about the pictures.

You can view the full gallery of new Carrie Prejean underwear pictures at TMZ.

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