Archive for the ‘World News’ Category:
Serial Testicle Kicker Is Loose In B.C.
BC, Canada- A mysterious brown haired women is on the loose after randomly assaulting a string of men in various incidents around the area. At least one man has been kicked so hard that he lost a testicle upon impact. The ruptured testicle later had to be surgically removed from the man’s abdomen. Read more about the assailant at the National Post
Man Busts Wife Having Sex With His Friend on Porn DVD Titled “Affairs with Others’ Wives”
TAIWAN – A Taiwanese worker got the shock of his life when he purchased a porn DVD only to find hidden camera motel footage of his wife having sex with one of his best friends (who was later stabbed).
The husband, who has been identified only by his Taiwanese surname Lee, first discovered the illicit sex tape in Taoyuan County in 2002. He divorced his wife, and his friend (a butcher) fled the village.
Lee found the Butcher in the nearby city of Chungli in August of 2008, and promptly returned to stab the man in the thigh.
Lee is being sued by the butcher for inflicting body harm, and has been unsuccessful in an attempt to countersue the butcher (due to a five-year statue of limitation).
Lee is facing a sentence of less than six months in prison, which can then be replaced by a fine under local law.

Fifteen Year Old Boy Shot After Pointing Toy Gun at Real Cop
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15 Year Old Boy Shot by Police |
A report of a young man brandishing a pistol in Palmdale, California leads to a fifteen year old boy being airlifted to a local hospital.
When police arrived to the scene, they noticed the young man on his bicycle waving a pistol.
According to police reports after being ordered to drop the weapon, the young man began pointing it at the police. Scared for the deputies lives, they took a shot and hit the fifteen year old in the torso.
After life-flighting the young man to a local hospital, the police discovered that the handgun was in fact a toy with the orange tip removed. Deputy Ed Hernandez declined to reveal the boy name or age. Only after reports by a local witness did we find out that the boy was only fifteen years old.
For more information visit The LA Times
Dutch Marijuana Fields Cannot Hide From Canna Chopper

The Netherlands (and their capital city of Amsterdamn) have garnished a well known reputation for their loose laws on the cannabis plant and marijuana, but most people don’t realize that the drug is NOT completely legal in the nation. According to some reports, only as much as 10% of the Marijuana grown in the nation is sold and grown legally.
In an effort to crack down on illegal marijuana growing, Dutch authorities developed the “Canna Chopper.” The unmanned helicopter craft is equipped with odor sensors that can “smell marijuana” and also uses video detection technology. In it’s first trial run in the field, it was successfull in discovering a marijuana farm that lead to the arrest of seven individuals.
While technology like this is unfortunate for the outdoor Marijuana growers of the world, it is unlikely that it will affect all of the many indoor grow operations and legal coffee shop outlets that we have all grown to know and love.
21 Arrested After Year Long Investigation Pays Off With Seven Ounce Bust
Twenty-one students were arrested today after a year long investigation at the University of Illinois.

Apparently the police arrested 21 students all around campus, from the dorms to the sorority houses. After thousands of tax payers dollars the police “bust” (no pun intended) resulted in a mere 180 grams of pot, three thousand dollars in cash, and traces of cocaine.
Police then went on to seize two vehicles, two laptops, and three flat-screen televisions, all in name of the war on drugs. The kids arrested face expulsion from the school and charges on manufacturing and delivering marijuana.
So, basically after a year of buying pot from college students or “going undercover” as university police Lt. Roy Acree referred to it. They ruined twenty-one kids lives for seven ounces of grass. To protect and serve, yeah right.
So Real, You Get Arrested!

Sony should consider the new slogan, “So real, you get arrested” after the danish S.W.A.T. team arrested two people for playing PS3 yesterday. Apparently, a neighbor called the police when she heard, what she believed to be, gunshots from the apartment next door. In reality, the two gamers had only temporarily turned up the volume of their PS3 game . The danish S.W.A.T. team was called into action, and the 2 ”suspects” were arrested on the suspicion of a shooting. It is unclear whether the suspects will face any lesser charges (such as disturbing the peace or noise pollution).
Mafia-based Facebook Groups Cause Alarm in Italy

It is no secret that “social networking” sites, such as Facebook, are changing the way that our societies function and interact with
each other. In the history of human civilization, it has never been this easy to find, network, and collaborate with individuals with common interests and beliefs. Maybe it’s a little bit too easy, according to some people in Italy.
Yahoo News reports that a growing number of people have become concerned over the youth of the nation’s attraction to (and admiration of) ruthless mafia frontmen.
Social tools such as Facebook are a double-edged sword; for the intelligent criminal, these tools could make networking and communications easier and faster than ever before. On the opposite side of the coin, detectives are using these websites to infiltrate closed circles and target careless victims who openly acknowledge their disregard for common laws.
La Paz, Mexico- Beauty Queen Loses Crown After Drug Arrest
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La Paz, Mexico- A Mexican beauty queen was arrested in the company of heavily armed, suspected drug traffickers on Monday. As of Saturday, she has offically been stripped of her Hispanic American beauty title, the organizers of the pageant informed local media.
Laura Zuniga, age 23, was detained at a military checkpoint in La Paz, Mexico last Monday. Police found multiple assault rifles and $55,000 in cash in the luxury vehicles that she and seven other men were traveling in. Zuniga was court ordered to 40 days in jail Friday while police investigate possible ties to violent smuggling gangs. The investigators currently believe Zuniga to be the girlfriend of a member of the Juarez cartel, which is notorious for operating lucrative smuggling routes into the United States. Laura was formerly Miss Sinaloa and had become Queen of Hispanic America pageants earlier this year. The pagent organizers informed the media of their decision to dethrone Zuniga in La Paz daily La Razon. She was to compete in the Miss International pageant next year. |
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Attorney General Considers Legalizing Marijuana
Arizona – Attorney General Terry Goddard is tired of the Mexican drug cartels that terrorize both sides of the border, and he has a revolutionary new strategy to get rid of them; he wants to eliminate their biggest source of income. According to Goddard, marijuana sales make roughly 75% of the money that cartels use to fund other operations (such as smuggling other drugs and fighting the Mexican army and police.)
Goddard said that if a way can be found to control its distribution, he might be willing to consider legalizing marijuana. Goddard also agnowledged the fact that some serious hurdles remain before that would even become a possibility (such as establishing the legal means of distribution).
Mathew Allen, a special agent said. “The key is, they will no longer exist when people don’t buy marijuana” (in regards to the cartels) . “This is a market-driven economy and this is a market-driven activity.”
Read the full story from the East Valley Tribune:
http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/story/133027
Justin Eilers- UFC Fighter Murdered
Idaho- Veteran MMA (mixed martial arts) fighter Justin Eilers was pronounced dead from a fatal gun shot wound to the chest early this morning (Friday, December 26th). The event happened at the home of an acquaintance during a domestic dispute in Canyon County. Justin was pronounced dead on the scene upon the sheriff department’s arrival.
According to reports, a dispute escalated, culminating with James Robert Malec shooting Eilers once in the chest in front of several family members who witnessed the event. Malec has been arrested charged with second-degree murder.
During his career, Justin Eilers was a fighter for UFC, WEC, and EliteXC. He was only 30 years old.
August 12th, 2008 Interview with Justin Eilers



