GREENFIELD, Calif. – A California resident was recently arrested for human trafficking after supposedly arranging for his fourteen year old daughter to get married in return for cash, beer, and meat. Apparently the deal involved $16,000, 100 cases of beer and several cases of meat in exchange for a fourteen year old girl. The thirty-six year old father was outraged when he didn’t receive his bounty from the eighteen year old man who bought the young lady, after a series of phone calls the father went to the police to get his beer, meat, and cash. Police immediately arrested the man on human trafficking charges, and the eighteen year old for statutory rape.
Upon first glance, you might think this website is a joke, but sadly, that doesn’t seem to be the case. Notice the “.de” in the destination of that web address. This is the actual website of a German company dealing with slang translation issues while trying to sell a product to an international market. This isn’t the first company to fumble their overseas product translations. Here are some more classic texbook examples:
- Coca-Cola was trying to use a slogan to the effect of “Coke for life!”, however, their campaign was mistranslated into Chinese as “Coke brings your ancestors back from the dead!”
- “Body by Fisher” was translated to “Corpse by Fisher” in the European market .
- Chevy tried to take a line of small cheap cars into Mexico- and had horrible sales. The car was the “Nova”. They found out the hard way (after months of frustration) that “No va” means “it doesn’t go” in spanish.
For some more translations that just make you look at the floor and shake your head, we recommend http://www.engrish.com
A 36 year old woman named Jennifer Feitz has been declared as missing from the Norwegian Pearl cruise ship. The woman was first reported as missing at 3:50 AM this morning when her husband was unable to locate her. A subsequent searching of the cruise ship returned no results ; it is currently believed that she may have fallen from the cruise ship ship, but the coast guard has been unable to return any results.
Jennifer Feitz and her husband left for a seven day western Caribbean cruise on Sunday on the ship named The Nortwegian Pearl. Jennifer was reported as missing somewhere about 15 miles east of Cancun, and that is where the search is centered, according to Nick Ameen, a 3rd Class officer and Coast Guard spokesman. The Coast Guard has dispatched an HU-25 Falcon jet crew and a C-130 fixed wing aircraft crew from their Clearwater, Florida headquarters to aid in the search. The Mexican government has also been aiding in the search by providing a helicopter crew and several ground and water crews.
If you haven’t got wind of the North American Union by now you must be living under a rock. It has been reported on credited television programs such as CNN, MSNBC, FOX News, and on numerous documentaries, websites, and articles. Basically the North American Union is the end of the United States, Mexico, and Canada, and supplemented with one new sovereign country. This country will be known as the North American Union.
If this seems completely outrageous to you or you think that if a union does come about it will be decades from now, you my friend are sadly uninformed. That is why I compiled this list of reasons why the North American Union will happen.
The Founders of the North American Union
Reason #10: History repeats itself
Just a few short years ago, in 1993, we saw a group of 27 sovereign countries unite to become known as the European Union. Even more recently we witnessed a confederation featuring 53 states merge together to form the African Union. It appears that we are the next group of countries to unionize to form one nation of people.
Reason #9: Ron Paul says it’s gonna happen
If you are familiar with Ron Paul then you know he is a conservative constitutionalist, who is well known for being sincere and trustworthy. He is more recognized for being against movements such as the Patriot Act, No Child Left Behind, and the federal War Against Drugs. He has spoken out against the North American Union, and believes it will destroy the United States of America as we know it.
Ron Paul Attempts to Save our Country
Reason #8: North American Free Trade Agreement
The North American Free Trade Agreement otherwise known as NAFTA was installed in 1993 by Canada, The United States, and Mexico. This has been implemented as the first step to the erasing of the boundaries. It has also led to the deindustrialization of the United States.
Reason #7: George W. Bush denies it
That’s right, President George Bush denies the North American Union. If that’s not a good enough reason to believe it is true, I don’t know what is.
Reason #6: Media Distractions
The media has done very little to inform the people of America about the North American Union while it is being built right under our nose. While the new nation is being formed the media tends to focus on Obama and Hilary Clinton, or some other pointless news that will be on every news station 24 hours a day. Not to mention the largest company in the world controls the biggest propaganda force in the whole world who keep us in a naive bubble.
Reason #5: The Meeting of the Three Amigos
In March of 2005 George W. Bush, Then-prime minister Paul Martin, and Mexican president Vicente Fox had a private meeting in Waco, Texas with the intent to accelerate the plan to erase the borders. This secret meeting of government officials has been referred to as the “the meeting of the three amigos”.
The Three Amigos
Reason #4: H. Con. Res. 487
September 2006 may be a historical date for the North American Union in years to come. It was the day that H. Con. Res. 487 bill was introduced. H. Con. Res. 487 is a bill that states “Expressing the sense of Congress that the United States should not engage in the construction of a North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) Superhighway System or enter into a North American Union with Mexico and Canada.” This bill proceeded without vote by the Senate or the House of Representatives, yet it was approved by the House of International Relations.
Reason #3: The NAFTA Super Highway
The NAFTA superhighway is a government regulated highway that connects from Mexico, through Kansas City, all the way up to Canada. It is reported to be four football fields wide, and construction has already started in two states. Restricted to foreign companies the average American will not be able to access the vast highway.
The NAFTA Super Highway
Reason #2: The Death of the Dollar
The American dollar formally one of the most valuable currencies in the world is in a state of turmoil, and is steadily becoming more and more depreciated. With the complete meltdown of Wall Street and the market descending rapidly what better time to inaugurate the Amero. The Amero is the new form of currency designated for the North American Union. It is believed that the cultivation of the Amero has already begun.
The Amero
Reason #1: Globalization – The Near Future
The North American Union is just another step in the march to a one world government. A group of conspirators consisting of international bankers, the media, and a super rich organization known by the Illuminati who have conceived the plans for this one world nation. For more information check out www.zeitgeistmovie.com
CALIFORNIA – Being a good samaritan in California just got a little riskier: A woman in California recently was declared non-exempt from civil liabilty due to the fact she wasn’t trained in removing hurt people from a crushed,flaming vehicle. It’s reported that the young woman removed the woman so violently that the victim’s spinal cord was crushed. Didn’t Seinfeld teach us anything about the good samaritan law?
ST. PETERSBURG — Christopher Andrew Alexander, had what was, undoubtedly the worst night of his life last friday, December 12th. After being robbed at gunpoint and shot in the leg, he sought refuge by diving headfirst through the closed window of Marine Veteran Shane Coombs, 41. Then came the hand-to-hand combat. When it was all over, Alexader, 20, was arrested for burglarly, but may not face charges. Read more about the story from the St. Petersburg times here.
MEXICO CITY — News has just been released that an American “anti-kidnapping expert” was abducted at gunpoint in Coahuila Mexico last week. Many experts are taking this as a sign of just how bold this nation’s kidnapping gangs have actually become.
Felix Batista, U.S. security consultant, was apparently in Saltillo in Coahuila to offer advice on how to how to handle confrontations involving abductions for ransom when he himself was seized, according to local authorities.
Ok, Ok… so it didn’t actually crush a child, but it did break into a home and destroy some power lines! There are alot of things I could say about this… But I think I will just let you read it for yourself.
Our departing President’s life was in turmoil earlier this week when he was attacked by a puma. Luckily President Bush used his reflexes and cunning to overcome the flying enemy of the state.
Undaunted Bush showed signs of bravery during the impending attack. When asked about the fiasco, Bush replied “I dont know what the guy’s cause was… I didn’t feel threatened at all”
