Naked Intruder Gets Genitals Squished by 88 Year Old Woman

December 31st, 2008 No Comments   Posted in Uncategorized
PORTLAND, Ore.  —    A naked burglar got more than he bargained for when an 88 year old woman wrung his genitals until he was forced into submission. Police believe the man entered through an unlocked sliding door and proceeded to harass the elderly victim.  

The man ultimately “tore free” and fled. An arrest has been made, but no names have been released.


Baltimore Sun:
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/custom/offbeat/sns-ap-odd-naked-intruder,0,2740326.story

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Drunken Maryland State Trooper Faces Kidnapping Charges

December 31st, 2008 No Comments   Posted in Uncategorized
Towson, MD. – A Maryland man went for the ride of his life when a drunken state police officer (in a marked state police vehicle) adbucted him from a local fast food restaurant and fled in a high speed chase from other county police officers.

Maryland State police trooper Bruce Wrzosek was quoted as saying “They can’t do [expletive] to me“, as he lead the police on a high speed chase into a residential area.

MSNBC’s Local Baltimore News Coverage:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28355861/


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When International Product Naming Goes Wrong

December 30th, 2008 No Comments   Posted in Technology, World Events
Introducing, the Fag Detector III.fag-detector

Upon first glance, you might think this website is a joke, but sadly, that doesn’t seem to be the case. Notice the “.de” in the destination of that web address. This is the actual website of a German company dealing with slang translation issues while trying to sell a product to an international market. This isn’t the first company to fumble their overseas product translations. Here are some more classic texbook examples:

- Coca-Cola was trying to use a slogan to the effect of “Coke for life!”, however, their campaign was mistranslated into Chinese as “Coke brings your ancestors back from the dead!”

- “Body by Fisher” was translated to “Corpse by Fisher” in the European market .

- Chevy tried to take a line of small cheap cars into Mexico- and had horrible sales. The car was the “Nova”. They found out the hard way (after months of frustration) that “No va” means “it doesn’t go” in spanish.

For some more translations that just make you look at the floor and shake your head, we recommend http://www.engrish.com


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Pro Bowl Hosted in Miami in 2010 before Super Bowl

December 30th, 2008 No Comments   Posted in Sports

Since 1980 the AFC-NFC Pro Bowl has been hosted at Aloha Stadium in Honolulu, Hawaii, and played at the end of the season after the Super Bowl. Ratings have hit an all time low for the Pro Bowl, due to its insignificance after the Super Bowl. The NFL is currently solidifying a deal that will allow the Pro Bowl to be at a more ratings-friendly schedule, a week before the Super Bowl, but also will change its physical address. Even though they have played in Honolulu for the past 28 years Miami, Florida will be the hosting site for the 2010 Pro Bowl.

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Briston Palin’s Baby is Born Sunday Evening

December 30th, 2008 No Comments   Posted in Uncategorized


Weighing in at seven pounds four ounces Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston was born sunday evening reports People.com. Bristol, daughter of Sarah Palin, went under much scrutiny when announced she was pregnant due to being an unmarried teenager. The father of the child, Levi Johnston, has dated Bristol for three years, and is in route to be an electrician. Levi’s mother, Shelly Johnston, was arrested earlier this month for felony drug charges selling oxy contin. Bristol plans to go through a correspondence course to receive her diploma.

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Family Finds Man Living in their Attic Unnoticed for Days

December 30th, 2008 No Comments   Posted in Uncategorized

WILKES-BARRE, Pa. - One family’s Christmas wasn’t very merry due to an unexpected guest to come visit for the holidays. Stacy Ferrance reported that she had heard noises through the night, but dismissed it thinking it was her children. She didn’t call the police til Christmas day when after returning after a trip and noticing a laptop, cash, and a new ipod had dissapeared. Her father, the owner of the duplex suggested to Ferrance that she check the attic, and doing so she immediately found a boot-print eye level in the closet where the attic entrance is. Police were notified and after arriving heard the stranger scuffling around in the attic. Dogs were brought to sniff the man out, but after hearing of the plans the 21 year old un-welcomed house guest emerged from attic willingly.

Stanley Carter

Stanley Carter, a 21 year old, who had been reported missing by his friends on the 18th came down from the attic wearing the clothes of he had found in the dressers in the house. In the attic they found food that had been taken from the fridge, a toothbrush from the bathroom, and even a box fan. For a week Carter lived in the attic, he is charged with burglary and criminal trespass.

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2008 NFL Playoffs Bracket and Time Schedules

December 29th, 2008 1 Comment   Posted in Sports
2008 NFL Playoffs Bracket

2008 NFL Playoffs Bracket

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La Paz, Mexico- Beauty Queen Loses Crown After Drug Arrest

December 28th, 2008 No Comments   Posted in World News
La Paz, Mexico- A Mexican beauty queen was arrested in the company of heavily armed, suspected drug traffickers on Monday. As of Saturday, she has offically been stripped of her Hispanic American beauty title, the organizers of the pageant informed local media.

Laura Zuniga, age 23, was detained at a military checkpoint in La Paz, Mexico last Monday. Police found multiple assault rifles and $55,000 in cash in the luxury vehicles that she and seven other men were traveling in.

Zuniga was court ordered to 40 days in jail Friday while police investigate possible ties to violent smuggling gangs. The investigators currently believe Zuniga to be the girlfriend of a member of the Juarez cartel, which is notorious for operating lucrative smuggling routes into the United States.

Laura was formerly Miss Sinaloa and had become Queen of Hispanic America pageants earlier this year. The pagent organizers informed the media of their decision to dethrone Zuniga in La Paz daily La Razon. She was to compete in the Miss International pageant next year.



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Nintendo to Start a Video Service For the Wii

December 28th, 2008 1 Comment   Posted in Games

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After a record breaking holiday season for Nintendo of America, Nintendo of Japan has teamed up with Dentsu, Japan’s largest ad agency, to launch a video distribution service on the Wii.

While most of the current online video services carry existing television shows and movies, preliminary reports suggest that the two companies intend to create programming designed exclusively for the Wii service. The new service will be launched in Japan next year, but there are currently no dates set for the North American market.

http://news.cnet.com/Video-coming-to-the-Wii/2100-1041_3-6248590.html

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The 100 Weirdest News Stories of 2008

December 28th, 2008 No Comments   Posted in Uncategorized

Asylum, the popular entertainment website, has released it’s edition of the 100 weirdest news stories of 2008. Some of this year’s list includes:

- The gay p-rn star who evaded police by breaking out the squad car window with his head, falling out headfirst, then swimming across a pond “like flipper” with his hands cuffed behind his back.
- The Sarah Palin sex doll
- The man who robbed a little girl’s lemonade stand.
- The man who found his wife at a brothel.
- The teen who delivered LSD laced cookies to multiple police departments
- The man who recieved a heart transplant from a man who committed suicide, married the dead man’s wife, then also committed suicide.
- The fake cop who got arrested after pulling over a real cop.

And those are only some of the first 50 entries!
http://www.asylum.com/2008/12/11/the-100-weirdest-news-stories-we-dugg-in-2008-50-41/

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