Archive for May, 2009:
Kyle Busch and Dale Jr. Beef to Boost Slumping NASCAR Sales?
If you are familiar with the sport of NASCAR then you aware of the ongoing feud between the number one racer in points Kyle Busch, and the face of the sport Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Just last year the foundation of the feud had been paved when Kyle Busch wrecked into Jr. causing him to lose the lead during the final laps of the Dan Lowry 400. Resulting in a week’s worth of highlights of the two on Sportcenter.
Just a few month’s later Junior was on the other end when he drove Busch into the wall at the Rock and Roll 400. Which only added fuel to an already exuberant fire. Earnhardt Jr. denied that the wreck was at all intentional.
Kyle Busch’s newest comments about Dale Jr. were surprising, due to the fact that they were completely arbitrary and did not concern Busch himself. Which only leads you to believe that he is just looking to ruffle some feathers.
Here is Busch’s comments on Dale Jr. and his firing of his crew chief Tony Eury Jr. and Jr.’s response.
It has been sometime since Dale Earnhardt Jr. has won a race, and it seems as if NASCAR is trying to get another racer to brand the organization. It is apparent that Kyle Busch would be the choice if this were to happen because he has commanded the leader board during his successful career in NASCAR.
Slumping sales and lack of interest in the sport may have caused NASCAR to instigate beef between the two racers, or it could be just pure hatred between the two that will eventually lead to a fist fight.
7-Eleven Employee Robbed by Sword-wielding Ninja
 Phon Ngyen |
DALLAS, TX – Around 2:45am Thursday morning, a man wearing all black and brandishing a sword walked into a local 7-Eleven demanding money and cigarettes.
Just minutes later after the apparent “ninja attack”, authorities pulled over a Nissan Altima close to the scene of the crime. The police quickly noticed a sword, money, and merchandise from the 7-Eleven in the backseat of the car.
Phon Nguyen, was charged with aggravated robbery and is being held in Collin County jail.
via: Dallas News
Man calls 9-1-1 after his 28 year old son refused to clean messy room
BEDFORD, Ohio – A father who called 911 because his 28 year old son wouldn’t clean his room, now says that he may have over-reacted.
 Andrew Mizsak |
After asking his son, who still lives in his parent’s basement, to clean his room, Andrew Mizsak says his son threw a plate a food across the kitchen in anger. According to the report, “Andrew was sent to his room to clean it. He was crying uncontrollably and stated he would comply.”
After calling 911, Andrew decided not to press charges. He said he didn’t want to destroy his son’s political career.
Andrew Mizsak’s son, also named Andrew, is a member of the school board in Bedford, Ohio. He later stated that him and his father love each other, and he is grateful to still be living rent free with his father. He also promised to clean his basement.
via: Cleveland.com
“Cheesus” Discovered in Bag of Baked Cheese Snacks
DALLAS, TX – A Dallas man reports having the most religious experience of his life after buying a 99 cent bag of Cheetos brand snacks at a gas station before leaving town this week.
Dan Bell’s wife, Sara recalls the discovery. “I was putting them in my hand and I had eaten most of the ones in my hand, and one was left lying there. And I said, ‘Oh my gosh, look at this. It really looks like a person in a robe praying.’”
After the Bells’ Jesus Cheeto made the front page of the Preston Hollow local newspaper, they say the big question was, “what to do with it now?”
Dan says his first reaction was, “Let’s put this on eBay” (after an extended period of praying and reverance, no doubt).
“How much do you think we should ask for it? It could be 25 cents, could be 25 dollars. If it’s only 25 cents, we’re just going to eat it.”
This is not the first appearance of “Cheesus”; various incarnations have been found in Houston, Missouri and on the internet site YouTube.
Man Busts Wife Having Sex With His Friend on Porn DVD Titled “Affairs with Others’ Wives”
TAIWAN – A Taiwanese worker got the shock of his life when he purchased a porn DVD only to find hidden camera motel footage of his wife having sex with one of his best friends (who was later stabbed).
The husband, who has been identified only by his Taiwanese surname Lee, first discovered the illicit sex tape in Taoyuan County in 2002. He divorced his wife, and his friend (a butcher) fled the village.
Lee found the Butcher in the nearby city of Chungli in August of 2008, and promptly returned to stab the man in the thigh.
Lee is being sued by the butcher for inflicting body harm, and has been unsuccessful in an attempt to countersue the butcher (due to a five-year statue of limitation).
Lee is facing a sentence of less than six months in prison, which can then be replaced by a fine under local law.
Carrie Prejean Underwear Photos Revealed
If you have been watching the news at all lately, you have probably heard about Carrie Prejean (Miss California) and the naked pictures of her that have emerged from sock drawers all over the country. “Carrie Prejean underwear” has officially become Google’s top search performed in the last hour, after new photos of Carrie Prejean in underwear (and some showing a nipple) surfaced on TMZ. Donald Trump, who owns the Miss Universe organization, announced that Carrie Prejean would not lose her title, despite previously lying about the pictures.
You can view the full gallery of new Carrie Prejean underwear pictures at TMZ.
Man Suspected of Having Gun, Just had an Arm Injury
A police call around 3 o’ clock in the morning on Tuesday morning about a attempted armed robbery turned out to be a false alarm. According to the police call, a man came up to a local closed gas station and knocked on the glass with a “sawed off shotgun”. When the clerk refused to open the door the suspect took off running.
Here is a video of the report:
Yet, when the police caught up with the suspect, later the next day, turns out the suspect was only wielding a broken arm. When asked why he was knocking on the door so late, he replied “I was just trying to use the bathroom.” All charges were dropped, and no crimes were committed.
Fifteen Year Old Boy Shot After Pointing Toy Gun at Real Cop
 15 Year Old Boy Shot by Police |
A report of a young man brandishing a pistol in Palmdale, California leads to a fifteen year old boy being airlifted to a local hospital.
When police arrived to the scene, they noticed the young man on his bicycle waving a pistol.
According to police reports after being ordered to drop the weapon, the young man began pointing it at the police. Scared for the deputies lives, they took a shot and hit the fifteen year old in the torso.
After life-flighting the young man to a local hospital, the police discovered that the handgun was in fact a toy with the orange tip removed. Deputy Ed Hernandez declined to reveal the boy name or age. Only after reports by a local witness did we find out that the boy was only fifteen years old.
For more information visit The LA Times
Scoutmaster Brings Beer and a Beer Pong Table to Scout Meeting
If I had a scoutmaster like this I would have stayed longer. Not only did she buy them beer and cigarettes, she bought them beer pong cups. Although four boys and a girl unsupervised with a case of beer in the woods is probably not the best idea.
Michelle Edwards has been charged with five counts of contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile.
US Pole Dancing Championship 2009
Well, it`s that time of year again. Time for what is arguably the greatest sporting event since the Super Bowl and easily the greatest display of competitive female athleticism since the Olympics. It is time for the United States Pole Dance Championship of 2009.
Fortunately, the entire event was recorded and the highlights have been made available online. Unfortunately, that one girl from America’s got talent wasn’t at the event.. you know, the one with the bow and arrow!
