DALLAS, TX – A Dallas man reports having the most religious experience of his life after buying a 99 cent bag of Cheetos brand snacks at a gas station before leaving town this week.
Dan Bell’s wife, Sara recalls the discovery. “I was putting them in my hand and I had eaten most of the ones in my hand, and one was left lying there. And I said, ‘Oh my gosh, look at this. It really looks like a person in a robe praying.’”
After the Bells’ Jesus Cheeto made the front page of the Preston Hollow local newspaper, they say the big question was, “what to do with it now?”
Dan says his first reaction was, “Let’s put this on eBay” (after an extended period of praying and reverance, no doubt).
“How much do you think we should ask for it? It could be 25 cents, could be 25 dollars. If it’s only 25 cents, we’re just going to eat it.”
This is not the first appearance of “Cheesus”; various incarnations have been found in Houston, Missouri and on the internet site YouTube.